My mother told me / Some evenin’ I would say / “Nothing’s happened to me” / but that day is not today.

Soon may the Spider Queen come / to make us work and read and run / One day, when the theme park’s done / we'll take days off and go

You know what they say: “Work into the night, researcher’s delight. Work into the morning, continual yawning.”

What do you do with a drowning himbo, what do you do with a drowning himbo, what do you do with a drowning himbo who wants to be a reader?

Hunt and dig down, folks, hunt and dig down

Wey hey, hunt and dig down

Dig so far down you’re at your hometown

So give me some time to hunt and dig down

I musta I heard the tollbooth say

Shut up and get in line

You’ll get it once you pay

Shut it and get in line

What’s the point of having your own pirate island if you can’t get up to some fun? And Eric reveals the great and powerful Skill Tree!

We’re living in a world 50 years after the Cascade dried up, but plenty happened in between then and now. Let’s see three of those happenings.

What do you call an ersatz treasure? What do you call an ersatz treasure? What do you call an ersatz treasure stickin’ to an angler?

What do you do with a devil’s challenge? What do you do with a devil’s challenge? What do you do with a devil’s challenge early in the morning?

There are many stories caught on the wind between sails, but why don’t we hear just one? Of a butterfly gunman, an explosive piece of produce, and a witch made out of tea.