Camp Diogenes Staff Handbook Rule #14, Addendum B: If a staff member is not present or does not properly adjudicate a stealing matter, the one stolen from will administer “summer justice.” Whether you want that to happen or not is up to you, but summer justice will come.

Camp Diogenes Staff Handbook Rule #14: Respect everyone’s personal belongings! We share so many things with each other as a camp community: time, candy bars, excitement, stories, sandwiches, etc. Therefore, the items and secrets we bring from home should never be taken, except with specific permission from the owner or keeper.

Camp Diogenes Staff Handbook Rule #129: No one may enter a body of water on camp premises without a lifeguard. This includes, but is not limited to, the Water Hole, the spring in the woods, any puddles deeper than five inches, and lagoons that appear in undiscovered sun-dappled glades. Above-ground pools are fine, as they’re more like baths.

Camp Diogenes Staff Handbook Rule #128: Every person, whether camper or staff, must pass the swim test if they want to swim at the Water Hole or participate in water-related activities. The swim test consists of, but is not limited to: swim six lengths of the water hole, tread water for one minute, and open their eyes under water to look out for aquatic creatures.

You wonder what it’s like, being at camp before the other campers show up. But you’ve also never been on staff before, so you’re diving into the deep end. It’s all different now. Meet Phoebe, Les, and Carrie-Ann.

Well, we can’t have summertime fun, experiences, growth without a summer camp! So let’s build it from the ground up, using some worldbuilding games and our own fond memories.

The Camp-Paign begins next Tuesday.